thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

Anonymous asked
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

kyrstin:

Ron always just fucking knows

superpotterlock-borgiannibal:

fuck Kanye’s level. I wanna get on Anna Kendrick’s level man.

koschei-the-ginger:

karkat-barakat:

So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg

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And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates

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And people started messaging me so I responded

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And one person proposed to me

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And then she blocked me so I made a status about it

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Holy shell I need a life

why does an Egg have better social life than me

I’m rereading The Thrawn Trilogy, and I’m pretty sure this is how all of Mara and Luke’s interactions go…

almostvivian:

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Anonymous asked
do u have a sexuality or...?

shaniatween:

a sexuality?? in THIS economy???

disneyismyescape:

ricecrispydick:

tyleroakley:

22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.

GAGA AND JULIE ANDREWS 

OMFG

tittytimemachine:

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

I.think this is my favorite picture on the internet

tittytimemachine:

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

I.think this is my favorite picture on the internet

katiealves:

Sleeping Beauty Eyes.

Hooray! Another Disney look! This one is Sleeping Beauty. So on the left is Aurora about to prick her finger on the spinning wheel. On the right is Maleficent in her super awesome dragon form with all the thorns creeping around. 

misanthrobot:

have just been informed that “seahawks will win but the broncos will catch the snitch” is not a valid bet for the superbowl because apparently football “doesn’t work like that”. whatever.

livingwithfoxesblog:

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".

livingwithfoxesblog:

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".

all credit to julie (bronzedragon) for the inspiration

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